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Original and uninspired by anything else but pure imagination, pure creativity, pure thought: don't try and tell me you're a hacker if all your programs are downloaded, you had to buy a keygen in order to bypass registration codes, and you need to Google methods before jailbreaking your iPod. And yes, you did have an iPod before you realized you wanted to make a "name" for yourself.

Following that line of sight, your futile attempts to water down Apple's genius and Microsoft's imminent loss of customers are both amusing and childish. It used to be taboo to include the names of your rivals in advertisements; Apple single-handedly changed this. And why? Because the outdated are scared. Your precious Zunes wouldn't even exist without Apple inspiring competitors. Deal with the facts--consumer satisfaction drives the business. Clearly, Apple has the advantage.