i can only hope for such a diagnosis

him: if i didnt know myself
him: id say that i suffer from a mild form of psychosis T-T
me: oh
me: if i didn't know myself
me: i'd say that i suffer from a mild form of neurosis
him: i do know u
him: and i think u do o-o
him: but iono
him: its a good neurosis
him: like
him: an interesting neurotic
him: its like it adds pizazz
him: like
him: ur not going 2 be waving around a meat cleaver anytime soon
him: but its like a crazy exciting neurotic